So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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We are two peas in an std pod
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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