Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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