I didn't shave. On purpose
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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