piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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