you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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