Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
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