the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
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He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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