woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
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im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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