Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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