She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
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