brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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