Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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