One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I feel like a drive thru vagina
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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