I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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