chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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