Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
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Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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