I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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