So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
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We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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