Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
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I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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