You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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