Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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