This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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