oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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