This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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