On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
My vagina just clenched in fear
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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