Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
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You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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