Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize