I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
