My pussy is not your playground.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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