It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
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How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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