Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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