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Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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