I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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