Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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