Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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