Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I fill condoms, not promises.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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