do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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