I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
