We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize
