I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
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I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
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Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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