Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
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I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I am naked and annoyed.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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