so that wasnt chicken after all
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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