Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
This toilet bowl is my home.
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