marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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