In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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