um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
