How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Randomize
