so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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