we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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