I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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