Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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