I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
