we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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