That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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