I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
