so that wasnt chicken after all
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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